Sunday, 25 January 2009

I Don't Like Rich Boys

Lol, how wrong does that sound. I don't know why, but I have this thing for rough edge boys, you know, something like a village boy with potential. Not from the most wealthy background but obviously he would bring himself up sooner or later to a good financial standard. Yes o, all these silver spoon rich boys seem to wimpy for me jor, the rags to riches story is so damn sexy, dontcha think?

Friday, 16 January 2009

Mr. Moan

No not moan in the sense that he complains alot, I mean moan in a sexual way, bleh. So I met this guy quite some time ago, I think I blogged about him at some point. Anyway sha, like the doofus that I am, I gave him my number even though I had no intentions of getting down with him whatsoever, foolish abi? Abeg, free me jor! Anyway sha, that was like last year, around september october ish, yeah.

Never picked his calls etc etc and then eventually, the heat went down, as in, I was not getting any calls or anything from him, phew! Some months down the line, december ish, I get one call from a private number, it's Mr. Moan, wow, is he serious? After so darn long, ehen, so the chit chatting begins, he asks me 'don't I ever pick my calls', I give some lame ass excuse about how my phone is this is that and Mr. Moan falls for it.

Suddenly, the conversation starts to get a bit heated, from his side of course. Dude starts asking me all sorts of questions like 'what do I like', 'what have I done?', you know, all that ishness. I'm a good girl *wink wink* so I can't really tell him anything, he's damn suprised, apparently, he thinks I'm lying, nah, I would't lie about something like that.

Then he hops onto his own 'escapades', what he likes, what he does etc, the convo was damn sexified at this point in time, I'm on the other end of the phone kind of like 'urrrgh', then suddenly whilst telling me all this, he starts breathing weird whilst talking, as in a moaning kind of breathing, I suspect he was even wanking himself sha, though I only concluded this at the end.

I cracked up, laughed my yansh off, well, not out loud of course. Suddenly he stops with the heavy breathing and then changes the subject, yup, dude was definately wanking, he starts telling me that 'you now know who I am now' that he does not want to hide anything blah blah blah, this is the real him etc, ok o jare. So he wants to meet up again, though I have made it crystal clear that I don't want a relationship etc, he says that he just wants to be my 'friend', this guy is 26 by the way, anyway sha, we'll see how it goes.

I got tagged on one '2 truths 1 lie' thing by my paddy Danny, here goes :)
1. I pierced the middle of my ear in the work toilets because I was bored
2. I own three pet cats
3. I'm allergic to peanuts

Now I'm supposed to tag six peeps
1. Solo
2. Aloof and Far
3. 9JA's OT (If he ever comes back :()
4. Danny (BUAHAHAHAH, YOU MUST DO IT AGAIN O!)
5. Diary Of An Ex Nerd
6. Taled and Tallies (If she ever comes back :()

Thursday, 15 January 2009

This So Called 'African Timing'

You dey mad? African timing ko, nonsense of the highest order. I can't stand it, seriously lol. When you are told to be at a certain place at a certain time, BE THERE at THAT TIME. You will ask them, why are you so late? 'Na african timing na', I will african time your mouth jor. They will tell you the event starts at 2, you will just be arriving at 8, you are just not serious.

One very annoying experience, it was a friend's birthday and a bunch of us were supposed to go on an outing. We'd all meet up at 11 and then leave at say 11.45. So the majority of us were at the spot at the picked time, between 11 and 11.45. The clock strikes, there is still one more person missing, fair enough, we'll wait till twelve, maybe there is traffic or something, no problem. 12 comes, we are still waiting, nawa o, so we called her up to ask where she was and when would she be arriving, can you imagine, the girl told us that she was just preparing to get into the bath, that we should wait for her. All I could do was laugh, I don't even know why I was laughing sha, I was so annoyed. Let's get serious people, this has to be the king of all existing annoying excuses, abeg, tell me something berra jor.

My 'Jealous Partner' story, I wrote like two more parts to it but then I went and lost it, sorry o.

New year new year, so far the best year for me was 2007, I loved it! Everything was going so well for me, everything! I hated 2008, not dislike, but hate, gosh I don't even know where to start, it was just 'unlikeable'. So far 2009 has not been anything special, I just thank God that I am still alive, you see if not for his grace...Let's just hope that 2009 will be great, let's just hope.

Friday, 9 January 2009

My Good Head

Been quite some time, aint it?

Had one morbidly obese exam yesterday, smacked the questions hard and into two, I hope so anyway, results will be coming out in march. Oh yes and less I forget, happy new year! I missed you blogsville, really I did.

What do you do when you have a weird 26 year old sexaholic on your tail? This is not a rhetorical question o.

Quiz stolen from ibiluv :P

Where is your cell phone? With my bro

where is your significant other? In his house probably

Your hair color? Black

Your mother? Hausa

Your father? Yoruba

Your favourite thing? My baby!

Your dream last night? Can't remember sha

Your dream/goal? Become a succesful economist and get married to my dude

Your hobby? Sleeping, eating......

Your fear? God

Where do you want to be in 6 years? In my hubby's house

Where were you last night? At home

what you're not? Ionno jare

One of your wish list items? New phone

Where you grew up? UK

The last thing you did? Cough

Your pet? do rocks count?

Your computer? Pissing me off

Your mood? Hungry

Missing someone? YES!

Your summer? Mschew!

Love someone? God, Family, My dude, friends

Your favourite colour? Dunno

When is the last time you laughed? Some mintues ago

Last time you cried? Last year hehehehe

Are you genuine or fake? You tell me

Any vices? Procrastination

Pro life or wire hanger? Pro life

McCain or Obama? Is that a question?