Mr. Moan

No not moan in the sense that he complains alot, I mean moan in a sexual way, bleh. So I met this guy quite some time ago, I think I blogged about him at some point. Anyway sha, like the doofus that I am, I gave him my number even though I had no intentions of getting down with him whatsoever, foolish abi? Abeg, free me jor! Anyway sha, that was like last year, around september october ish, yeah.

Never picked his calls etc etc and then eventually, the heat went down, as in, I was not getting any calls or anything from him, phew! Some months down the line, december ish, I get one call from a private number, it's Mr. Moan, wow, is he serious? After so darn long, ehen, so the chit chatting begins, he asks me 'don't I ever pick my calls', I give some lame ass excuse about how my phone is this is that and Mr. Moan falls for it.

Suddenly, the conversation starts to get a bit heated, from his side of course. Dude starts asking me all sorts of questions like 'what do I like', 'what have I done?', you know, all that ishness. I'm a good girl *wink wink* so I can't really tell him anything, he's damn suprised, apparently, he thinks I'm lying, nah, I would't lie about something like that.

Then he hops onto his own 'escapades', what he likes, what he does etc, the convo was damn sexified at this point in time, I'm on the other end of the phone kind of like 'urrrgh', then suddenly whilst telling me all this, he starts breathing weird whilst talking, as in a moaning kind of breathing, I suspect he was even wanking himself sha, though I only concluded this at the end.

I cracked up, laughed my yansh off, well, not out loud of course. Suddenly he stops with the heavy breathing and then changes the subject, yup, dude was definately wanking, he starts telling me that 'you now know who I am now' that he does not want to hide anything blah blah blah, this is the real him etc, ok o jare. So he wants to meet up again, though I have made it crystal clear that I don't want a relationship etc, he says that he just wants to be my 'friend', this guy is 26 by the way, anyway sha, we'll see how it goes.

I got tagged on one '2 truths 1 lie' thing by my paddy Danny, here goes :)
1. I pierced the middle of my ear in the work toilets because I was bored
2. I own three pet cats
3. I'm allergic to peanuts

Now I'm supposed to tag six peeps
1. Solo
2. Aloof and Far
3. 9JA's OT (If he ever comes back :()
4. Danny (BUAHAHAHAH, YOU MUST DO IT AGAIN O!)
5. Diary Of An Ex Nerd
6. Taled and Tallies (If she ever comes back :()