This So Called 'African Timing'

You dey mad? African timing ko, nonsense of the highest order. I can't stand it, seriously lol. When you are told to be at a certain place at a certain time, BE THERE at THAT TIME. You will ask them, why are you so late? 'Na african timing na', I will african time your mouth jor. They will tell you the event starts at 2, you will just be arriving at 8, you are just not serious.

One very annoying experience, it was a friend's birthday and a bunch of us were supposed to go on an outing. We'd all meet up at 11 and then leave at say 11.45. So the majority of us were at the spot at the picked time, between 11 and 11.45. The clock strikes, there is still one more person missing, fair enough, we'll wait till twelve, maybe there is traffic or something, no problem. 12 comes, we are still waiting, nawa o, so we called her up to ask where she was and when would she be arriving, can you imagine, the girl told us that she was just preparing to get into the bath, that we should wait for her. All I could do was laugh, I don't even know why I was laughing sha, I was so annoyed. Let's get serious people, this has to be the king of all existing annoying excuses, abeg, tell me something berra jor.

My 'Jealous Partner' story, I wrote like two more parts to it but then I went and lost it, sorry o.

New year new year, so far the best year for me was 2007, I loved it! Everything was going so well for me, everything! I hated 2008, not dislike, but hate, gosh I don't even know where to start, it was just 'unlikeable'. So far 2009 has not been anything special, I just thank God that I am still alive, you see if not for his grace...Let's just hope that 2009 will be great, let's just hope.