Social Deviances *Gasp*
DEVIANCE is defined as any behaviour that violates or goes against social norms.
If a behaviour causes people to stare or feel disgusted it indicates that the behaviour is breaking a social norm.
I was thinking, you know those places that you know that you are not supposed to enter, e.g say a teacher's staff room where every student is forbidden from entering. Wouldn't it be quite funny if say during school lunch or break time, I went and just randomly walked into and sat with my legs up in the staffroom with a sandwhich or something, amongst the teachers like it was nothing, hehehe, what would be their responses?
Funny social deviances:
1. Scenario: You are on the bus, seated next a stranger, someone you have never seen or met before, the stranger is eating a bag of chips, you reach over, take one of his/her chips, eat it, act like nothing happened and stare on.
2. Scenario: You're in the church, mosque or whatever, everyone is silent as the pastor is praying, everyone's head bent down, eyes closed and then you burp, LOUDLY and LONG even though you knew you could hold it in, you then bend your head back down and carry on with the prayer.
3. Scenario: Picking your nose, flicking the 'treasure' you found into the air and laughing during an important job interview.
4. Scenario: You are a female english teacher at an all boys secondary school. The weather is extremely hot, you go to work in hot pants and a bikini top.
5. Scenario: You get to meet Obama face to face, upon greeting him rather than being normal greeting him with a handshake you squeeze his left butt cheek and act like nothing happened. (Lol, ok, I got a bit excited with this one :D)
Hehehe, I have more but I wouldn'r want to disgust you folks any further.
So there's this girl band from the east in Nigeria, not bad not bad at all. Infact, I have 3 favourites from their songs, 'Mu Na Gi', 'Dangerous' and 'Okpomekwe (Remix), their igbo sounds so so sweet. The only problem I have is their stage name, haba, why name yourselves 'Desperate Chicks'? I don't understand.
Here are some links for your delight:
Mu Na Gi
Dangerous
Okpomekwe (Remix)
Posts
8 comments:
Scenario1: what does the stranger do after that? act bewildered or what?
Scenario2: God could send out a slap, no?
Scenario3: Now that is so gross
Scenario4: Will lead to a sack very quickly in Nigeria
Scenario5: The CIA folks won't allow you get that close.
Really 'serious' deviances? Participated in any ones yet?
yea i know someone should just one inside a teacher staf room.. lol. your scenerios are fuuny. yea rite like you can do the obama one. nice post. me like
Lmao!
really funny.had some real "laugh-out-loud" moments.
errr .. but which of these things you don try sef? hillarious stuff by the way...
Funny ish..
I once remember sitting on a train and a guy was picking his nose and putting the romovals in his mouth.. oblivious of everyone elses screwface..
Uuuurrgghhh
Teehee. That was fuuny.
eww@ Roc's story
weirdly enough i just came across that "Mu na gi" for the first time earlier today. Me likey!
@The Yarner
Scenario1: He/she stares in disblief at the 'deviant' passenger for like 10 whole minutes lmao
Scenario2: Yes o, a hot one
Scenario3: Lmao!
Scenario4: I can imagine :D
Scenario5: You never know *wink wink*
Nah, am too good to do anything like that o, although I have imagined myself a couple of times, none of the nasty ones though hehehe
@BSNC
Lol thanx dear :)
@Mocha
Lool glad it made you laugh :D
@JustDB
Tufiakwa, am too good oo, Nne taught me well :D
@Roc
Urgghh, gosh that's so irritating, on the train loool
@Repressed
Glad you like it :)
Yeah, Mu Na Gi is sweet :)
Very enlightening. I'll try not to commit any social blunders :-)
Your blog has a comfortable amosphere. Very nyc.
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